abie’s new thing is balancing objects on himself and matilda. two nights ago he spent a good 30 minutes following mati around the house, balancing cups on her back. and last night in the car i heard him cracking himself up. i looked back to find his book balanced on his head. over and over and over again, balancing the book on his head and cracking up. calling all pageant contestants, abel charges $100/hour for lessons on good posture.